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A Slot Machine Ate My Midlife Crisis by Irene Woodbury

Didn’t Finish

(Excerpt from Goodreads) Quirky jobs, wacky friends, hot crushes, and an unraveling marriage are all part of this darkly funny novel describing 45 year-old newlywed Wendy Sinclair’s life in Las Vegas after she impulsively decides to stay following a bizarre girls’ weekend in 2005.

Wendy was working for a big store when she decided to move to Texas to be closer to her fiancé. After they have been married for four months, she is starting to feel the pressure. First, the store decided to sell out to a cheap retail chain and she looses the possibility of her job. Then they are having numerous house troubles. And it doesn’t help that her husband, Roger, is more wrapped up in his houses then with Wendy. The final straw is when Roger’s bosses Stepford wives try to make Wendy just like them.

Both Wendy and Paula are very into fashion and have worked in the high end retail clothing for quite a while. After loosing her job and other troubles at home, Wendy decides she is going with Paula for a change of scenery. Both Wendy and Paula are clearly used to the good things in life and have no problem obtaining them, whether that means spending money or other means. This book is a humorous approach to women’s midlife crisis’ and what they do to get past them.

I will be honest. I could not finish reading this book for two reasons. I could not relate to the characters and I felt that the story started to get too involved in the weekend antics than what happens after.

Having said that, I do feel that there is good potential with this story and I honestly feel others may relate better than me. This book has good writing and a steady plot. I do see it being very popular for those women that are in the same situation. There is a lot of potential and I think that it could be a book that many would like.

I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review.

**Note: I revised this review from it’s original version. Although I did not finish reading the book, I felt that I could have giving a more descriptive review than I previously posted.

Last Kiss Goodnight

Last Kiss Goodnight (Otherworld Assassins – 1) by Gena Showalther

5 stars

(Excerpt from Goodreads) THE SWEETEST TEMPTATION…

Black ops agent Solomon Judah awakens caged and bound in a twisted zoo where otherworlders are the main attraction. Vika Lukas, the owner’s daughter, is tasked with Solo’s care and feeding. The monster inside him yearns to kill her on sight, even though she holds the key to his escape. But the human side of him realizes the beautiful deaf girl is more than she seems—she’s his.

THE ULTIMATE PRICE…

Vika endures the captives’ taunts and loathing, hoping to keep them alive even if she can’t free them. Only, Solo is different—he protects her. But as hostility turns to forbidden romance, his feelings for her will be used against him…and he’ll be put to a killer test.

In this world, alien life forms from all over the universe have come to Earth. Through battles, cities have crumbled and been rebuilt. Aliens have been abused, attacked, and barely been accepted. Over the years, some things have become more accepted but for the most part, humans and aliens don’t interact that much.

Vika has had to endear her father’s wrath for years. It started when he acquired the family circus and had to do whatever it took to make it successful. Vika has no friends except the poor abuse animals which come to a bad end due to her father. She has taken a lot of physical abuse over the years and has lost her hearing because of it. Now she is taking care of the new attractions.

Solo is an alien assassin. With his Dr. E and X guiding him, he does the different assignments given to him from Michael, the man that has help mold Solo and others. Recently, aliens have been disappearing. All that is left is destruction and a symbol meaning revenge. Just as they are getting the assignment, the building is bombed. Solo walks up in a cage in a circus.

Solo is not receptive to being in a cage or young lady that is supposed to take care of him. But if X says she is the girl for him, what can he do except escape and make it so. Vika is trying to find a way to save all of the aliens along with herself, but it’s not going to be easy with her father and his black magic keeping everything running.

I loved this book! It was very easy to get into, I felt so sorry for Vika, and Solo was the typical strong, possessive male without being too overbearing. I also have to say that although many paranormal romances have the whole sex ever couple pages; this is one book where is it very laid back with more story and character development.

This is one book of Gena Showalthers you don’t want to miss. I can’t wait for the next book in the series.

Samurai Zombie Hunter

Samurai Zombie Hunter by Cristian YoungMiller

4 stars

(Excerpt from Amazon) The extinction of humanity approaches…

Out of the jungles of South America stumbled an infected priest. 10 years later the zombie infection has seeped out of the shadows and gutters and has spread across the globe. Governments crumble as they decide who should live and who must die.

Out of this pre-apocalyptic world emerges Donavan Leeds, an ordinary man who dreams of becoming a Samurai. Paralyzed by loneliness after he is mysteriously abandoned by everyone he loves, Van wakes one warm night to find a figure holding a sword at the foot of his bed. Obligated by a profound debt, Van hires out his samurai sword and a river of zombie blood follows. To a desperate world, Van becomes a folk hero; to the secretly infected, he is ‘the beginning of a war’.

As humanity’s darkest forces gather on one side and the incurably diseased gather on the other, civilization is on the brink of its bloodiest war. And Van, blinded by love and a secret that could change the course of mankind, must decide who to kill to prevent the zombie apocalypse.

* This book is rated ‘WTF’ for its strong language, sexual situations and irreverent humor.

In this pre-apocalyptic world, zombies are starting to come out. These zombies are not the typical ones that everyone thinks of. Many of them look like normal people with a bad habit of trying to eat brains. There are certain areas that humans are not recommended to go because these have been designated zombie areas.

We meet Van, a handsome rich kid that spends his time trying to hook up with various girls that he meets in clubs. When he discovers a nasty message on a bathroom stall, he starts obsessing about it and starts calling old conquests just to have everything confirmed.

Then one night he wakes up to an old friend standing over his bed with a samurai sword. They start talking and decide to go into the zombie hunting business. But because of Van’s training with a sword and his background, they decide to market it as Samurai Zombie Hunters. And business is booming.

Pink Snowbunnies in Hell

Pink Snowbunnies in Hell Edited by Debora Geary

5 stars

(Excerpt from Goodreads) A sleep-deprived author mixes up her metaphors.

A graphic designer has too much time on his hands.

Twenty writers, fueled by copious amounts of chocolate, dream up quirky, funny, and occasionally creepy stories.

And the Pink Snowbunnies in Hell Flash-Fiction Anthology was born.

These are very short stories, under a thousand words each. Some have actual bunnies. Some take rather offbeat trips through the underworld. And some just have a character that shares the sleep-deprived author’s mixed metaphors.

All proceeds from this anthology are going to local animal shelters. Pink snowbunnies can take care of themselves, but thank you for helping us support those animals who do need a little assistance.

This is a collection of 20 stories from a variety of authors. They all are based around the idea of Pink Snowbunnies in Hell. Each story is just a couple pages long and range from funny to demented.

It is hard reviewing this book without giving too much of the story away simply because by the time you get a short description of the story, you have explained everything. Basically, these are great, short stories that will entertain you. My favorite was the guy dressed up as a pink bunny with a flame thrower. You HAVE to read it to understand.

The best part of this book is that all proceeds from this book are donated to animal shelters. Besides getting their work out to the public, they are also helping the less fortunate. This book is only $.99 and worth every penny. I recommend that you check it out and help the animals yourself. You won’t be sorry.

Both of these are books that I promised a review on a long time ago. Sadly, now that I am getting around to posting the review, I can’t find The Unruly Princess Anywhere. You can find The Hobson’s Choice on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

An Unruly Princess by Damaris West

4 stars

(Excerpt from Any Subject Publishers) The Unruly Princess is one of six stories in this collection which is aimed at children aged 4 to 12. All these charming tales have been written by a qualified and experienced Montessori teacher and they have a strong bias towards the natural world.

There are six stories in this book. I will break them all down for a review.

The Unruly Princess – A young princess was a big trouble maker. She wanted nothing to do with being a little girl. When her cousin comes to live with her family she starts to see how her behavior is not so acceptable.

The Best of the FD Lambert Collection – A young boy is given a six drawer cabinet cupboard with glass doors on it. He decides that this is the perfect thing to set up a collection of the many things that he has collected over the years.

Lucy’s Treat – Lucy woke to a rainy day. Thinking that they day has been ruined; she decides to stomp around in a fowl mood all day. When a special cabinet is made for her by her mom, things start looking up.

The Gift – Rebecca has lost something very valuable to her. Her parents didn’t share her view of the object. This sends Rebecca into running away and a depressed mood. Is there anything that can cheer her up?

The Talking Tree – A young boy stumbles upon a special tree that talks with him. But things are not easy for the tree as the winter starts to approach.

Alfred – Alfred is a frog that fancies a large mountain in gingham material. He speaks with the fairies to help him. But he doesn’t quite get the results he was hoping for with the fairy magic.

These are cute little stories that would be good to read to kids. They make you think about what is going on in them. It is full of things to make children think about with their behavior and such.

The one thing that bothered me about the stories is they seem to end before the end of the story. Or they are left open and not really finished. Beyond that, I thought he book was rather well done.

This is one that you will want to check out. I think you will be pleasantly surprised.

I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review.

Hobson's Choice

The Hobson’s Choice and 15 Other Twist-In-The-Tale Short Stories by Clive West

4 stars

(Excerpt from Goodreads) This is a collection of stories whose endings you can try to predict, but you will almost always get it wrong. From the lottery-winner who inspires enmity in his neighbour, to the fraudulent fortune-teller discovering that she has a psychic gift after all, to the down-trodden schoolboy whose ‘daydreams’ reveal a crime which he then uses all his ingenuity to expose, a huge range of characters walk through these pages. Some of them are innocent; others, like the greedy property-developer, border on evil; but most of them are human with all the foibles and self-interest inherent in that condition.

To read these stories is to share in the author’s jaundiced view of the world – a world nonetheless illuminated by flashes of humour, pathos and warmth. You will be hugging yourself with glee at the ‘comeuppance’ doled out to some characters, and wishing you could dive into the story to give a timely warning to others. You will certainly be turning the pages rapidly to see what happens.

This is a collection of stories that is best described broken down.

A Good Education – Mornington, Moon, is attending school at Mercer’s School for Boys, a prestigious school. But he doesn’t fit in. Both when he hears a story about a young boy that drowned on the school, he can relate and has to speak up.

The Watcher – A man has found a great spot to watch the girls on a play ground. A couple of them have caught his attention, along with the guy whose apartment he is using to spy on the girls.

Moving Up – Jason finds a perfect suburb to buy all of the houses then turn them into big houses that people are demanding. The problem is the current owners don’t want to sell.

Hobson’s Choice – A family on vacation have a flat tire. Then their dog escapes. But the worse thing was the young daughter that followed the dog into the middle of freeway traffic. What are the options to rescue her?

Dear John – An aspiring writer is having trouble with a scene in her current book. She decides to enact it with her husband. But things don’t go as planned.

Every One a Winner – Eric was late to catch the bus to work. While wasting time for the next bus he purchases a couple lottery tickets. Forgetting about them he gets more than he asked for when they win the lottery.

Lucky Charm – Robert 3 is a clone. It is now the 24th century on Earth and people are not allowed to have kids or to live past the age of 50. But Robert 3 doesn’t want to die and comes up with a plan to keep alive.

The Racing Line – A famous race car driver is about to start a race when one of his pit crew start seeing strange people. Not thinking much of it the driver starts the race until he sees one of the people himself.

The Bench – A bench in the middle of a park has many visitors a day. It’s interesting how they all link up one way or another.

A Day at the Beach – A young couple spend time on the beach with their twin son and daughter. But things are not going to be as wonderful of a visit for some people.

The Return of the Centaurus – It has been many years since a spaceship was sent through a wormhole. But now that it is back, something is wrong with it. The computer is going to have to be restarted to figure out what happened to the crew.

Lost – Billy was playing an unsupervised game of hide and seek when he becomes lost in the woods.

An Enduring Smile – Margaret is an 82 year old widow. She spends her time in the beautiful garden by her house. It always brings a smile to her face to think about all the good things that have happened in that garden.

No Walk in the Park – A young lady is watching two kids for rich parents. But when an outing gets rained out, things go from bad to worse.

Seeing is Believing – Madame Voirtout is a fortune teller in the local fair. She has a hard customer that has other plans for her than just a simple reading.

Last Orders – Bo is 18 years old and a victim of his mother’s boyfriends. The latest one, Steve, has flat out told him it’s time to get a job and get out of the house. It’s strange when Steve helps Bo get a job in a bar, but it’s not going be as god of job as Bo thinks.

This is a nice little collection of short stories. My favorite is The Return of Centaurus. Creepy!!! I loved all of the little twists. You never knew what was going to happen next. This is a great little thriller story. Don’t miss reading this one.

I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review.

Image of Jeff Rivera

If you don’t know who Jeff Rivera is, he is the author of children’s books Umm…Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down the Toilet, My Two Uncles and Me, and the young adult story Forever My Lady. These are great books.

He recently contacted me about beta readers. Jeff is looking for some people to beta read his books. If you are interested, go to his website. Just leaved a comment below the post and you are good to go.

I recommend you check out his books at the very least. He is a great author.

Always There

Always There

(Excerpt from Goodreads) For readers who loved The Five People You Meet in Heaven, For One More Day, or The Shack.

This novel, Always There, will stay with you long after you read the last word, making you question what you’ve always believed or wanted to believe. The novel takes you where no other work of literature has ventured before, leaving you with a sense of hope, comfort, and peace for the future.

In this fresh, poignant novel, Always There, Shelby Lynn LeeMaster grapples with her recent “orphaned” life and how to let down her guard to fully experience true love, allowing it in to her heart without fear. The mother, Betheny LeeMaster, struggles with dying before she could teach and guide her children into adulthood. The daughter cannot break from her own fears, while the mother cannot forgive herself for leaving her children too soon. The different narrators, the mother in Heaven and the daughter on Earth, tell their stories in alternating chapters. Can the two women reconcile their fears and remorse before it’s too late, and Shelby loses the one man she’s destined to be with?

Sounds like a great book, huh? I have stopped accepting book review requests since I’m so far behind. I would love to read this book. So, the next best thing, I could post about it.

You can purchase a copy at Amazon Kindle for $2.99 and on Barnes and Noble Nook for $ 2.99. Check it out, you might find your next favorite book.

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